Well I don’t know if you do watch glee. But if you don’t your missing out on one of the best shows ever TV has brought to you. Each episode has a moral behind it and I’m sure you can relate yourself to at least one of the characters. The best part about Glee is the way the story is written and how it portrays each character and shows how they deal with situations. From Arty who is crippled on a wheelchair to Sue Sylvester the meanest woman you’l ever watch on TV, Glee has something to teach everyone from a young teen to an adult.
Here are some of my favourtie quotes from Glee, Season 2:
Sue: One girl ate a pigeon. That’s how badly they wanna be Cheerios.
Finn: Rachel is what you’d call a controlist.
Rachel: I’m controlling. Controlist isn’t a word.
Sue: Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school’s a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers…
Brittany: I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
Brittany: Please don’t pull out all my teeth. I’ll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
Rachel: The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we’re both losers.
Brittany: I made him a card that said ‘heart attacks are just from loving too much.’
Sue: Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.Brittany: He’s the dumbest person on the planet, and that’s coming from me.
Rachel: I’m only really generous if there’s something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
Finn: I’m with Rachel now. She’s a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.
Kurt: When you’re different … when you’re special … sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.
Brittany: Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
Doris: I’ll bet people say you look man-ish, but I think it’s perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome.
Quinn [to Rachel]: You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant’s pant.
Will: So close.
Santana: I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.
Rachel: Blaine Warbler, I’m gonna rock your world.
Kurt: Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal. Holly: Sex. It’s just like hugging. Only wetter.
Holly: So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random
Lauren: You’re always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn’t something you can ask for, you have to demand it.
Sue: Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!
Jesse: You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop
Santana: I’m a bitch because I’m angry. I’m angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I’m afraid of dealing with, because I’m afraid of dealing with the consequences.
Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
Hope you had fun reading the quotes. Glee has inspired me in many things about my life. And somehow i can relate myself little bit with all the characters. Who do u relate to the most? Do drop in a comment.