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Confession Pages !

Everyday i come check my blog, read you other people’s blogs, but when it comes to writing up a post..i’m blank now a days!!! I have absolutely no idea what to write. Should i write about my life? Should i write about my emotions? Should i wrote about how annoyed and frustrated i am! Its too lame n maybe you guys would laugh at all my reasons or get super bored!! Seriously!! So Anyhoo i finally decided to write about Confession pages!! Something which i was super excited about during March!! A few months back it was “THE” thing. each and every college had one on facebook. People confessing hidden secrets, crushes, their hate n love for one another, appologizing.everything anonymously. Nobody even knew who the Admins of the page were. if you asked me two months back, it was the COOLEST thing ever!!! It was so cool, that in between my final exams..Infact one day before my Bioengineering paper.. i created a Confession page with my friend. You see we both use to study together on Skype – the voice call. The reason for doing that was so that we could focus together and discuss imp stuff of the chapter,, finish studying chapters as soon as possible. BUT Bioengineering was so crap, we didn’t have a syllabus. The proffessor wouldn’t ask anything in his exams from what he taught us. Our seniors told us that he asks general knowledge stuff, we might have to google up stuff. So basically the day before the exam, it was like a free day. we were sitting jobless and useless. Not a bit nervous for the exam. And our college had no confession page. And i had this crazyy idea all of a sudden. my mind went like “LETS MAKE ONE!!”. so after one hour of googling, and finding out how to create one and remain anonymous, finally our page was UP!! 😀 My friend and I we were so excited for it!! i have a “fake account” on facebook [yes, its good to have one at times 😛 maybe il write another blog post about it some other time 😉 ] so through it we sent out invites to almost everyone in our college to like it. And my friend through her own account she did it. We had decided if anyone asked her about hte page “she would just say, No, the admin sent me a msg asking me to send out invites.” 😛 And on our first day we got around 150 likes!!! We were like wow! we felt like we were doing the most awesomest thing ever! We felt like finally we did something BIG!

But really speaking being the Admin of a confession page is fun at times and sometimes it can just a Pain!!! Especially if your that kind of an Admin who doesn’t want to spread wrong rumours, who doesn’t wanna start fights through the page, who doesn’t wanna give out wrong impressions about people..We didn’t want any girl or guy to feel insulted or embarassed through the page. Trust me through this page we learnt a lot about our college students. They could post anonymously made them super rude, the openly described hate for one another, crushes, hate for hte college, we would post them. Especially once, we had posted sumtin negative which sounded really funny to us. After a day, we got a message from the person who it was about, that this post has Ruined his life..and begged us to delete it. We were really feeling horrible, instantly deleted it. Thats when we started being double careful about what we were posting. For the first month, our page was the talk of the college. People loved it. they messaged us to keep it going till forever. Our seniors, thought the page was a good way to reconnect with their old college memories. Infact a week later, we found teachers liking our page! And we thought 2-3 Confessions sounded very professor like! Infact students then started talking about professors leaking out papers, their funny indian accents, who they thought could be dating..the way they teach in classes, whose classes were the best. the ones which were super boring..After reading everyone’s comments and msgs on the page, if we would see them in college, we would recognize them. It was like we literally knew each and every person now. it sucked that we couldn’t go around telling people we are the admins. People were very curious. Every guess of theirs was not even a bit close.
For me and my friend this page was the only interesting thing happening during the exams and it was a good break from the crazy medical studying!! We became very careful so that nobody would get into trouble. We started putting stars in every one names.. eg- if it was dedicated to Sally..we would edit it like this –> S**ly,, most of the times people would guess who the confession was for..and most of the times they just wouldn’t.

Infact other college confession pages were fun to read too. But compared to ours, things were more openly said about people,,many girls and guys were targetted n made fun of openly..sometimes it really sucked..if someone wrote about me stuff like what i read written about them..i wouldn’t be able to go to college the next day!!
I have confessed to a crush on his college confession page..sadly he didn’t believe it. 😥 He thought it was one of his other friends joking around.. I guess thats the smart thing to believe. Well its good he never found out it was me., it would have been embarassing cause he is in my friend list on facebook.. what if he questioned me about it, i really wouldn’t know what to say! 😳

Anyhoo, now confession pages aren’t a big deal anymore..the excitement for it has died down..and people have better things to do in life.. which is a good thing. The more active a confession page is, the more fights and trouble it causes in people’s life i have learnt. And people really hate being topic of gossip. They don’t mind bitching, n hating on other people, but when it comes to them they just can’t take it!! And it takes a second to ruin someone’s image or just break up a  strong relationship. We have tried our best to avoid this among people. After all the aim of our page was aimed at being a fun page. I hope our confession posts never harmed anyone. 


FRUSTU Exam time!

*Frustu – frustrated

on the morning of our Cardiology exam, (yesterday).. WE WERE SO FRUSTRATED WITH THE PORTION!!!! The gave us freaking one and half day to study for three semesters portion!! NOT FAIR!! And the exam, don’t even ask how it was!! The questions were OUT OF THIS WORLD!!

This is an early morning  conversation between me and a friend on skype, Sorry for all the bad words..it was all because of the NEVER ENDING syllabus, excuse us!! 😛

XY is my friend, and ME is ofcourse me,

[3/5/2013 3:51:38 AM] XY: THEY WILL BE PUNISHED ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT ( She means for torturing us with a HORRIBLE SYLLABUS)
[3/5/2013 3:51:55 AM] ME: FUCK MAN
[3/5/2013 3:52:21 AM] ME: FUCK EVERYTHING
[3/5/2013 3:52:41 AM] ME: its not fucking getting over
[3/5/2013 3:52:50 AM] XY: IT WONT
[3/5/2013 3:53:00 AM] XY: ITS THE BIGGEST BITCH EVER
[3/5/2013 3:53:36 AM] XY: WTF IS THIS LIFE
[3/5/2013 3:53:45 AM] ME: FUCK IT..JUST DO PT PROPERLY
[3/5/2013 3:53:46 AM] XY: ON THIS EARTH
[3/5/2013 3:53:49 AM] XY: YA
[3/5/2013 3:54:11 AM] ME: i slept for freaking one hour…then bak to normal
[3/5/2013 3:54:27 AM] ME: yaaar i left stuff as well
[3/5/2013 3:54:32 AM] ME: i dont care nymoreeee
[3/5/2013 3:55:03 AM] XY: SAME HERE. ONE N A HALF HR
[3/5/2013 3:55:15 AM] XY: THIS IS BULLSHIT
[3/5/2013 3:55:24 AM] XY: THE AMOUNT OF TIME GIVEN TO US
[3/5/2013 3:55:27 AM] XY: MY HEAD IS ACHING BAD
[3/5/2013 3:55:30 AM] XY: OK STUDY NOW
[3/5/2013 3:56:30 AM] ME: u toooooooooooooooooooooo
[3/5/2013 4:00:18 AM] XY: JUST SAY YES
[3/5/2013 4:00:22 AM] XY: N THT HE WONT
[3/5/2013 4:04:59 AM] ME: just read it,,its easy
[3/5/2013 4:05:33 AM] ME: overrload means u give extra weight to improve strength
[3/5/2013 4:05:48 AM] ME: specifity means for a specific thing u do a specific training
[3/5/2013 4:05:58 AM] ME: eg : increase endurance u give end excs
[3/5/2013 4:06:40 AM] ME: individual differences means each person has a different capacity to do exercises and take load
[3/5/2013 4:06:56 AM] XY: THANK U FOR MAKING MY LIFE EASY!!!!
[3/5/2013 4:07:03 AM] ME: and the last one is retraining
[3/5/2013 4:07:06 AM] XY: I WAS JUS GNA SKIP IT
[3/5/2013 4:07:40 AM] ME: oonce u stop excs the muscle goes in for decondiitoning
[3/5/2013 4:08:01 AM] ME: so thts y for atheletes u start training be4 6 months of the game
[3/5/2013 4:08:06 AM] ME: start*
[3/5/2013 4:08:08 AM] ME: thts it
[3/5/2013 4:08:11 AM] XY: 😀
[3/5/2013 4:08:15 AM] XY: GOD BLESS U BETA
[3/5/2013 4:08:20 AM] ME: LOL
[3/5/2013 4:08:24 AM] ME: I JUST WANT THIS DAY TO GET OVER
[3/5/2013 4:08:28 AM] ME: AND SOMEHOw PASS
[3/5/2013 4:08:29 AM] XY: DONT SAY THT
[3/5/2013 4:08:35 AM] XY: IM GNA SAY THE SAME FOR GM
[3/5/2013 4:08:41 AM] XY: THATS THE REAL DAY
[3/5/2013 4:08:46 AM] ME: FUCK YAAR
[3/5/2013 4:08:48 AM] ME: FUCK
[3/5/2013 4:08:52 AM] XY: YES FUCK IT HAHAH
[3/5/2013 4:08:55 AM] XY: JUST STUDY NOW HAHAHAH
[3/5/2013 4:08:56 AM] XY: HAHAHAAHAHHA
[3/5/2013 4:08:59 AM] XY: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
[3/5/2013 4:09:09 AM] ME: (nerd)
[3/5/2013 4:10:02 AM] XY: OK ONE LAST QUE
[3/5/2013 4:10:04 AM] XY: S
[3/5/2013 4:10:35 AM] ME: there is!!!!!
[3/5/2013 4:10:50 AM] ME: asd vsd tof
[3/5/2013 4:10:56 AM] XY: FK ME DEAD
[3/5/2013 4:10:57 AM] XY: SEND
[3/5/2013 4:11:44 AM] ME: chek ur gen med
[3/5/2013 4:11:50 AM] ME: lecs
[3/5/2013 4:11:55 AM] XY: CLINICALS???
[3/5/2013 4:12:04 AM] XY: PAEDS?
[3/5/2013 4:12:11 AM] XY: OK ILL CHK
[3/5/2013 4:12:17 AM] ME: in gen med there is a folder
[3/5/2013 4:12:25 AM] ME: clinical peads
[3/5/2013 4:12:35 AM] XY: OH OK ILL SEE
[3/5/2013 4:12:39 AM] ME: let me knowwww
[3/5/2013 4:13:12 AM] XY: OKOK
[3/5/2013 4:23:58 AM] XY: OH YA THE LECS R THERE
[3/5/2013 4:23:59 AM] XY: SHIT
[3/5/2013 4:24:06 AM] XY: I THOUGHT GOOD THEY WERENT 😦 😛
[3/5/2013 4:24:22 AM] ME: just go thru surgeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[3/5/2013 4:24:30 AM] ME: vsd is amplatzar ryt?
[3/5/2013 4:24:35 AM] XY: DUNNO YET
[3/5/2013 4:24:39 AM] XY: WAS GNA GOOGLE THT
[3/5/2013 4:24:55 AM] ME: il ask HYENA (andr frend)
[3/5/2013 4:25:02 AM] XY: LOLLL

now reading this conversation just makes me laugh!!! We were so messed up and sleep deprived!!!  Can’t wait for these exams to end!! Tomorrow is Neurology! a subject i love,,,Wish me Luck! 🙂

Exam Time Officially Begins!!

Exam Time Officially Begins!!


This is me literally all over my laptop and notes – trying to cram every possible thing into my head!!!

Firstly today the clouds decided, its time to RAIN! And with such an awesome weather,

the universe expects me to study for an EXAM TOMORROW!

This is UNFAIR! 😦

Tomorrow afternoon at 2:00pm officially the exams BEGIN!

Long sleepless, filled with coffee, crazy nights are in due! Wish me luck guys!


RATTA MAAR – is basically Hindi for Mugging up stuff!! –

This is an awesome hindi song – Ratta Maar from the movie Student of the year! One of my favourite songs –

Makes me laugh an motivates me to study as well!! 😉

i found the translation online, so felt like it posting it , –

Pressure cooker jaisey sir ki baj jaye na seeti, tab tak maar
Ratta maar, ratta maar..
Hooo.. patak patak ke sar girade knowledge ki deewar
Ratta maar, ratta maar..

Until or unless your mind does not whistle like a preessure cooker, mug up
Mug up, mug up..
Make the wall of knowledge fall by banging your head again and again..
Mug up, mug up..

Chadhh jaye jo bukhaar, coffee se too utaar
Ghis ghis ke bhejaa kar ley tez dhar yaar
Ratta maar..

If you get fever, drink coffee to get rid of that
Make your brain sharp by rubbing it, my friend
Mug up..

Bhool ja everest, chadhh jaa too kitabo ke pahaad, sau baar
Ratta maar, zaraa zore se..
Tak-pak tak-pak brain ko daudaa, usko chaabuk maar, hoo maar
Ratta maar, zaraa zore se..
Dar ke milegaa kya, lega kya too ukhaad
Gatak ke pee ja tonic jeet kaa yaar
Ratta maar..

Forget the everest, Climb the mountains of books hundreds of times
Mug up by speaking it aloud
Make your brain run faster, hit it with lash, hit it
Mug up by speaking it aloud
What will you get by frightening, what will you get out of it
Swallow the tonic of victory, my friend
Mug up..

At the end of the day, uper tere, latki hai performance ki talwar
Aesi dariyaa hai yeh
Remember karle, jo doobe wahi hota hai paar
Jo bhi aaye yaha pe, usko chance ek milti hai
Har najar ki yaha pe socho, ek manjil hi hai
Mauka miley to khonaa nahi, ki aayega na ye baar baar
Dhakkaa maar zaraa zore se
Dhakkaa maar zaraa tezz se
Dhakkaa maar, dhakkaa maar..

At the end of the day, the sword of performance is hung above you
This is such a river
Remember this, the one to drown will survive
Whoever comes here, gets a single chance
Think, every sight here has just a single destination
If you get a chance, don’t lose it, it won’t come again and again
Push it hard..
Push a bit fast
Push it, push it.

Hoo maar ley rattaa, hojaa 100 percent tayyaar
Na chod kasar too koi
Chal maar le bazi maar
Hai ek hi solution teri mushkil ka yaar

Mug up and be ready for hundred percent marks
Don’t leave any mistake
Come and win this time
There is just one solution for your problem..

Ratta maar..
Com’on com’on..


Funny Proffs!!

This post is about some of my crazy professors in college who made me laugh hilariously due to something funny they said or did. One of my prof’s didn’t pronounce properly. I think when he was young he didn’t go to a proper English medium school. As a result, we have fallen down laughing in class at times during his lectures!!

Like for example – he would enter class, and he would say ” ok girls please take ur CHEERS.. (he means CHAIRS LOL) he would go to his computer, and ask so how was your EXAIM (he means exam.don’t miss out the I 😛 i have spelled it incorrectly to show how he pronounces it). From where do you study? Do you use the GOOGLES? (LOL who says googleS 😛 )

Then once he took a class on FAT, omg he kept pronouncing it like FATE FATE..and the VAILUES OF FATE….LOL

And that is not the end. You know what was the most funniest thing about his class, he kept saying Ase well Ase (as well as) – these 3 words he would use them like a full stop. Meaning if he is explaining something in class, he would say – the NARMAL HARMOONE VAILUES ARE ……….(he would say the full sentence and at the end)……ASE WELL ASE.  Literally. Its like I’m saying My name is Sally, As well as.

thats it. it took us one class to realise that he doesn’t say anything after ase well ase!! And he uses it at the end of sentences like its his normal English sentence. LOL

ps: My name is not Sally. 😛

This was a troll i had made that day after coming back home… check it out.


The below picture is about another professor, her pronunciations were PERFECT and her classes were also really good. We use to love listening to her Dermatology lectures. BUT she did one stupid thing..and i couldn’t help making a troll on it 😛


We had our FIRST microbiology lab class and since the time table changed randomly we were unprepared for the class. We girls didn’t know that we were supposed to get our lab coats and colour pencils to draw out the stuff etc. So when we entered the lab all of us were without anything except for just a Blue or black pen with a small notebook. The prof was like where are your Lab coats?? How can you come to the lab without lab coats? You people are like soldiers, soldiers who have come to war ( he means class) without guns (lab coats) and rifles (colours) !!!! Do soldiers ever go to war unprepared? How can you’l come unprepared for class?

LOL till date this makes me laugh!! 😛

Then there was a prof who would never come to the point. And he would never understand any doubt/question we would ask him. And the most annoying point about his classes was that he would explain one lecture for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyssssssss!

Like the professors prepare their lectures on powerpoint. So in one hour class, he would teach 4-5 slides repeating the same point again and again. Sometimes he would even explain the meaning of each word in the sentence. We would be doing the same topic for weeks. His classes were sooooo annoying!!!  But now a days he is rushing with the portion. Its like he got some amazing powers and THANK GOD he takes one lecture in one hour.

These are a few funny memories of my college craziness. Hope you had fun reading them.  🙂

Two free days due to a big fat lie!

so yesterday, me and two other classmates of mine, we were posted at this pediatric center, when i reached the place, our doctor who we are posted with, informed us that this week no children would be coming for treatment, so there would be no postings in this place and we had to inform our college. So we asked the doctor if the pediatric center to let us atleast sign our attendance. She said we would have to inform our department first.

so we three talked about it, that if we informed our college, they would post us in this yuck hospital, where no patients come at all. Our college would never give us a free day just like that. And we would be just sitting and wasting our time in that yuck hospital for attendance sake. The rest of the day would be a big drag!!

And if we didn’t inform them, we wouldn’t get our attendance as well.

So we decided to lie to the pediatric center doc that we informed our college and they told us to sign it, and go bak home, since there was no other hospital they could place us in for the day. 😛

i know. we are big fat liars. 😛

Thankfully she din’t call our college and check with our department about it..instead she just smiled at us and i think she kinda understood we were lying.. dunno..but she removed the attendance sheet without any questions and let us sign it for today and tomorrow.

And we are freeeee for two days! 😀

Sometimes lying really rocks. 😛