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best thing since sliced bread – Google&Youtube

Most of us have heard the saying, “That’s the best thing since sliced bread!” What do you think is actually the best thing since sliced bread?

I think its Google and Youtube, Seriously these two are the best things ever!! In many ways we all are super dependent on both these websites especially google .

The common joke on google is-

What would life be without Google? WAIT, let me Google it 😛

Without Google just imagine how crazy life would get, i would have to actually go and open the big fat Merriam Webster Dictionary lying on my study table and search for the meaning of the word i was looking for, which would take me atleast 5 minutes. But with Google it only takes a minute!! This was just one example! Imagine, looking up restaurants, translating foreign languages, looking up famous people, reading up on past news, understanding new things without Google – it would have taken forever!!

– xoxo

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Funny Proffs!!

This post is about some of my crazy professors in college who made me laugh hilariously due to something funny they said or did. One of my prof’s didn’t pronounce properly. I think when he was young he didn’t go to a proper English medium school. As a result, we have fallen down laughing in class at times during his lectures!!

Like for example – he would enter class, and he would say ” ok girls please take ur CHEERS.. (he means CHAIRS LOL) he would go to his computer, and ask so how was your EXAIM (he means exam.don’t miss out the I 😛 i have spelled it incorrectly to show how he pronounces it). From where do you study? Do you use the GOOGLES? (LOL who says googleS 😛 )

Then once he took a class on FAT, omg he kept pronouncing it like FATE FATE..and the VAILUES OF FATE….LOL

And that is not the end. You know what was the most funniest thing about his class, he kept saying Ase well Ase (as well as) – these 3 words he would use them like a full stop. Meaning if he is explaining something in class, he would say – the NARMAL HARMOONE VAILUES ARE ……….(he would say the full sentence and at the end)……ASE WELL ASE.  Literally. Its like I’m saying My name is Sally, As well as.

thats it. it took us one class to realise that he doesn’t say anything after ase well ase!! And he uses it at the end of sentences like its his normal English sentence. LOL

ps: My name is not Sally. 😛

This was a troll i had made that day after coming back home… check it out.

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The below picture is about another professor, her pronunciations were PERFECT and her classes were also really good. We use to love listening to her Dermatology lectures. BUT she did one stupid thing..and i couldn’t help making a troll on it 😛

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We had our FIRST microbiology lab class and since the time table changed randomly we were unprepared for the class. We girls didn’t know that we were supposed to get our lab coats and colour pencils to draw out the stuff etc. So when we entered the lab all of us were without anything except for just a Blue or black pen with a small notebook. The prof was like where are your Lab coats?? How can you come to the lab without lab coats? You people are like soldiers, soldiers who have come to war ( he means class) without guns (lab coats) and rifles (colours) !!!! Do soldiers ever go to war unprepared? How can you’l come unprepared for class?

LOL till date this makes me laugh!! 😛

Then there was a prof who would never come to the point. And he would never understand any doubt/question we would ask him. And the most annoying point about his classes was that he would explain one lecture for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyssssssss!

Like the professors prepare their lectures on powerpoint. So in one hour class, he would teach 4-5 slides repeating the same point again and again. Sometimes he would even explain the meaning of each word in the sentence. We would be doing the same topic for weeks. His classes were sooooo annoying!!!  But now a days he is rushing with the portion. Its like he got some amazing powers and THANK GOD he takes one lecture in one hour.

These are a few funny memories of my college craziness. Hope you had fun reading them.  🙂